I am vexed; in fact I am beyond vexed with the tubes today and for two good reasons. This morning was hell. I was all chipper and doing my Monday routine of ‘this is another fresh week, lets not think of all the shit from last week’ when I got to the tube. Tooting ‘bloody’ Broadway! The queue was going out of the bloody door.
All the bloody ticket machines were out of order AND the only one of the booths was open due to ‘a staff shortage’. I mean why are we paying the sodding extra extortionate money to get on something that never runs properly (I was stuck at London Bridge for 20 minutes on the way home) and takes an hour to get to the ticket booth.